Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson, Nick Fury
Summary:
There’s a reason Tony hates magic. And it’s a good one. He’s never been so glad for the fanfare his name has caused. Because it means the world knows him. Unlike this one.
AN EXTREMIS FIC!!!!
“But I like junk food.”
“I am aware of this. Eat your fruit salad.”
“But it’s full of… Fruit.”
“Thus the name.” Coulson resisted the urge to roll his eyes. ”Eat it.”
“Not hungry.”
“That’s fine, but if you go for the cookies, I swear I will put you on the ground.”
Clint groaned, slumping low in his chair. ”That would almost make it worth it. Either I get cookies, or I’ll get jumped. Win-win.”
“No sex in my kitchen,” Tony said, wandering in. He rubbed a hand over his head, yawning. “Good morning.”
“It’s three pm.” Clint gave him a look and flicked a piece of melon at his forehead.

The Avengers Deleted Scene (x)
“We have our orders. We should follow them.”

Oh Steebe…..you’re just so presh….