Fandom: The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson, Nick Fury
There’s a reason Tony hates magic. And it’s a good one. He’s never been so glad for the fanfare his name has caused. Because it means the world knows him. Unlike this one.
AN EXTREMIS FIC!!!!
“You know that’s not going to work, right?”
“Yeah, but sometimes it just feels good to hold it.”
#official sass masters
“But I like junk food.”
“I am aware of this. Eat your fruit salad.”
“But it’s full of… Fruit.”
“Thus the name.” Coulson resisted the urge to roll his eyes. ”Eat it.”
“That’s fine, but if you go for the cookies, I swear I will put you on the ground.”
Clint groaned, slumping low in his chair. ”That would almost make it worth it. Either I get cookies, or I’ll get jumped. Win-win.”
“No sex in my kitchen,” Tony said, wandering in. He rubbed a hand over his head, yawning. “Good morning.”
“It’s three pm.” Clint gave him a look and flicked a piece of melon at his forehead.
“You weren’t supposed to tell them!!!”
Iron Man 3 Official Set Photo
Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.